Welcome to Bordello De Swankalicious. I am the proprietor and Madam Extraordinaire Queen Samantha Paris. Welcome to MY parlor, what brings you to my illustrious establishment this evening? Oh your heard many complimentary things about MY house down at the Kit-Kat Club, did ya now? Word gets around down in the Big Easy, about a house like mine, with the most gorgeous and sensual women the south has to offer, for all of your erotic and amorous delights. What are you in the market for this evening, I have five young, beautiful women for you to choose from. Let me walk you upstairs to the boudoir ...

Welcome to Bordello De Swankalicious. I am the proprietor and Madam Extraordinaire Queen Samantha Paris. Welcome to MY parlor, what brings you to my illustrious establishment this evening? Oh your heard many complimentary things about MY house down at the Kit-Kat Club, did ya now? Word gets around down in the Big Easy, about a house like mine, with the most gorgeous and sensual women the south has to offer, for all of your erotic and amorous delights. What are you in the market for this evening, I have five young, beautiful women for you to choose from. Let me walk you upstairs to the boudoir area, so you may pick your poison up close and personal. What's that? You're looking for something else, are you? You heard about my special *Dark Arts*, didja now? You are intrigued. You say there's something mysterious and enigmatic about me, do you? For the right price I may be able to indulge your very dark sweet tooth. Let's play a math game, and when you hand me over the right numbers I will....there you go, let me slip those bills into my decolletage. Understand that Madam Samantha Paris's *Special*, is not for the weak and easily startled type. Follow ME & get undressed. I will be waiting for you something very big and very hard between my legs....Strap-On, Gloves, New Orleans Accent, Simulated Smoking, Corset. Rough Simulated Oral & Anal Sex.