I am starving but I don't know what for! Hey! OMG! What the hell are you?? You're a teeny, tiny, little 1 inch man on MY carpet! WTF! Let ME pick you up. Wow...what happened to you? Your girlfriend put a shrinking potion in your green last St. Patrick's day & it shrunk you to one inch tall!?! Did you cheat on her? YEP...I knew it! Well you deserved it then. I should get her number from you...I just broke up with MY boyfriend and...Hey you know what you're lucky I didn't vacuum today. I think I'm gonna have some fun with you. What would you do if I dropped you down MY cleavage...LOL.....or put ... Show more