You've been friends with girls ever since you can remember. You are dependable and happy to hear their problems as well as give advice so platonic based relationships only. There is no way any girl will ever see you in a romantic or sexual way. It wouldn't even cross her mind for a single second, so don't embarrass yourself and try because it will only end one way. Imagine the deep humiliation when she turns you down and then you've ruined the friendship too. Just stay in the FRIEND ZONE. There is no other option for a loser like you, so I have prepared some affirmations so you never forge...

You've been friends with girls ever since you can remember. You are dependable and happy to hear their problems as well as give advice so platonic based relationships only. There is no way any girl will ever see you in a romantic or sexual way. It wouldn't even cross her mind for a single second, so don't embarrass yourself and try because it will only end one way. Imagine the deep humiliation when she turns you down and then you've ruined the friendship too. Just stay in the FRIEND ZONE. There is no other option for a loser like you, so I have prepared some affirmations so you never forget who you are. Now repeat after me ...