You have FLOPPY DICK and this has been an ongoing issue for a long time. Perhaps you've tried various remedies, perhaps not but one thing is for certain.... you cannot provide pleasure when FLOPPY, so start paying your ** FLOPPY DICK TAX **. Refer to the table and send the appropriate amount for this now LIFELONG and EMASCULATING affliction....the longer the relationship the more you pay.

You have FLOPPY DICK and this has been an ongoing issue for a long time. Perhaps you've tried various remedies, perhaps not but one thing is for certain.... you cannot provide pleasure when FLOPPY, so start paying your ** FLOPPY DICK TAX **. Refer to the table and send the appropriate amount for this now LIFELONG and EMASCULATING affliction....the longer the relationship the more you pay.