I have got you a surprise and can you guess what it is? It's a life long subscription to the LOSER CLUB, a club where all the no hoper betas hang out with like minded people. Still not convinced? No problem because I have that covered too. You will see a number of images crop up on the screen and they are all what I depict as a true loser. By the time you have seen them all I am 100% confident that you will be right at home......;)