We had a tinder date over the weekend, and you thought you were getting lucky again. Wrong! It's after work, and I'm in bed in my pantyhose, holding a replica of what looks suspiciously like your cock. I tell you that I was Silly on the weekend and horny, and willing to try, but you lied when you said you were 7 inches. You are below average. Not even average, let alone big and thick! You have a pencil dick, a little stub. I mean you're 4 inches on a good day! Really inadequate, I had to fake an orgasm, not that you noticed. You were such a bad lover, it is never happening again. I just cal...

We had a tinder date over the weekend, and you thought you were getting lucky again. Wrong! It's after work, and I'm in bed in my pantyhose, holding a replica of what looks suspiciously like your cock. I tell you that I was Silly on the weekend and horny, and willing to try, but you lied when you said you were 7 inches. You are below average. Not even average, let alone big and thick! You have a pencil dick, a little stub. I mean you're 4 inches on a good day! Really inadequate, I had to fake an orgasm, not that you noticed. You were such a bad lover, it is never happening again. I just called you over to call you out. You have a boner? Blue balls? Think I care? Why don't you jerk that babydick then, show me how pathetic you are. That's right two-finger jerk it like the loser you are. You want to come? Already! Figures...I'll only let you come on my nylons. I have been getting horny from you, and I tease you with my curves in my nylons, curves you'll never have again. I rub the gusset of my pantyhose too. Coming on my nylons is all you deserve. Not on the crotch either, gross. You want to come on my thighs? My thighs dwarf your minuscule member even more! I crush your tiny dick between my thunder thighs and you should consider yourself lucky for the privilege.

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