It's mastur-boi! You could have any pussy you want; you are a good looking guy with a decent and even functional cock but no, you don't want pussy, you want to burp the worm, all day long and even better? A hot babe like me, watching you and laughing, cracking jokes at your chronic masturbating expense until I'm falling all over myself at how utterly hilarious you are, spanking your meat ... again!