"You are such an asshole!" Your girlfriend hollers at you, "I asked you to get this place cleaned up and to make dinner, my friends are coming over, and all you did all day was jack your dick to porn again!"

Your girlfriend is so pissed! You swear you have never seen her so angry! "You know what??" She continues to yell at you. "Take this engagement ring back, the wedding is off, why don't you just go and marry PORN!" And bam, your girlfriend is gone and you are left standing there along with your dick in your hand, and you begin to think about everything your girlfriend just said... Show more