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See I just don’t really think there’s any point in you having tinder like at all... but I have been doing a bit of research and found a really fun alternative so lets delete tinder, yes right now in front of me! Now go to the App Store because this other app is going to be more your kind of thing, more suited to you all round really. Oh why a gay app? Well let’s be honest, you’re a raging bi slut for me now really aren’t you, so seems like the next step for you. I can see your cocks growing at the mere thought... like just imagine, a hot thick cock in your mouth while you jerk for me, isn’t that the hottest thought ever?