Don’t you think I deserve the best presents for my birthday? You want to please me don’t you? I have a fun idea though - this year you’re borrowing the money for my birthday present from her. It doesn’t matter if you can pay for it yourself. Your job is to come up with an excuse for why you need it from her and spunk it all on me. It'll be so embarrassing for you to have to tell such obvious lies to your partner.