My philosophy on shocking is that if you ask for it, you're going to get it. I set up a trivia game where I have all the answers, you have none. The questions are things like, "what is my middle name," and I would probably tell you you got the answer wrong even if by some miracle you stumbled on a correct answer.

Eventually I just leave the shocker on you, on high. And laugh. I'm in a rather sarcastic mood today.