My big step-brother got a new job as a rookie cop. He's so excited, he's been annoying me nonstop about it. He even asked me if he could practice restraints on me.

I saw right through his pervy little fantasy. He thought he could trick me, so I played along just until I could get him into MY restraints. Who's the trickster now? I made sure to show his face for the world to see: step-mom, step-dad, his new boss, everyone. See what a pitiful little creep you hired.