There's a humiliating secret I know, and it's one you need. And that's the reason why you're here. Checking people like me, searching out pretty girls who are expert in this little job of mine. There's a secret. And I know it. I know you. Real life is boring. And the people in it aren't doing it for you. Because they don't know what I know.

And guess what? It's not just a fantasy.