you purchased Me some new boots recently and to your advantage the weather has created a lot of rain, muck and mud. The worst I have seen in years....now My new boots are extremely filthy and need a good cleaning. But first you will beg for the opportunity...this is a privilege.

These are disgusting. They reek. But I do not care how many germs are on them...you are going to lick....you are going to clean....you are going to swallow. Make Me happy with the boot cleaning job you are doing...or else. Do you want to be replaced?