you are My boot licking bitch and it has been far too long since you kneeled at My feet and cleaned My boots... your rightful place is below Me, cleaning, making My boots look new. Do you know what I've stepped in out there at the barn? It's disgusting...and wow it smells. But here you go, lick, lick it all up. Not only lick...swallow... I've got a special treat for you today...not just one pair of boots...but two...is your tongue tired? I don't care...