you have come to me today to my Victorian home and gardens. I mentioned needing help. Well...I want to put plaster on you. Harden you. Turn you right to stone. I mean, you walked past all the other stone men in the garden right you didn't think that was a little strange. I'm going to just plaster you all over, your feet are already setting so you can't go anywhere. I'll do your face and penis last...one last ejaculation before you completely turn to stone.