Recently I put a little poll on my twitter and was a little shocked about the results. I asked when the last time you had sex was? The winner...was 32% at saying never. Now...in my mind I was not aware how many of you were having such sexless lives. Since you know, I get to have sex whenever and however I want. So now my little virgins, how pathetic are you? Turned on that I call you a virgin loser and it makes you want to stroke even more?