We are all together for the large family gathering we do at the lake house every year. We are alone in a room and I decide to catch up with you about life. I've been working a unenthusiastic job, saving up whatever I can-but it's just not enough for what I want to do. And you, you tell me how great your career is going and money sounds like it's no problem. I knew this and I have a plan.

I also know how strictly your parents raised you and that you have NEVER seen a real woman naked. That you also have a panty fetish, I saw the porn all over your computer.