you know you love My farts. you love them so much, you'd love to just be a fly on the wall while I fart into My chair. I'm just plugging away on My computer, doing work as I do every day.. Completely ignoring you. Of course I'm not shy about letting those hot garbage farts rip into My seat! Can you smell them? Of course you can! Are they curling your toes? Stinging your nose? Permeating your clothes?! They're that stinky! you just want them to keep going on forever and ever, but all good (and smelly) things must come to an end at some point.. Good thing you'll have this clip to watch over ...

you know you love My farts. you love them so much, you'd love to just be a fly on the wall while I fart into My chair. I'm just plugging away on My computer, doing work as I do every day.. Completely ignoring you. Of course I'm not shy about letting those hot garbage farts rip into My seat! Can you smell them? Of course you can! Are they curling your toes? Stinging your nose? Permeating your clothes?! They're that stinky! you just want them to keep going on forever and ever, but all good (and smelly) things must come to an end at some point.. Good thing you'll have this clip to watch over and over!