How did i know you'd turn up when I'm getting ready for a night out with my friends? Hmmm because your a pathetic pervert, that's why!

God i can't stand you anymore, but I'm glad you've popped along because now i can share a fantasy I've had about you for a while.

I've been having delightful thoughts about cutting off that cock and those balls of yours and how i would do it!

How I'd keep them in a jar on my mantelpiece so all my friends can see what I've done and laugh.

But I'll keep you around too, so i can call you out when they get here. Make you stri... Show more