I just got out of the shower and I'm getting dressed for the day. I pull out my favorite pair of thongs, put on my bra, and carefully select which thong my fat ass will swallow today. I lotion my toned calves and thick, juicy thighs, and you get a glimpse of my manicured toes. I pair it with my favorite floor length maxi dress and test how well my ass jiggles in it. Which pair would you have picked for me?