It’s time to face the facts. No woman will ever fuck you. Mostly because you’re a pathetic loser who doesn’t deserve pussy. But I have an idea! I am going to program you to be gay. That’s right. Men are such whores. `you’ll be able to get fucked when ever you want. Watch this clip to begin your new life as a fact. `you’re welcome.

It’s time to face the facts. No woman will ever fuck you. Mostly because you’re a pathetic loser who doesn’t deserve pussy. But I have an idea! I am going to program you to be gay. That’s right. Men are such whores. `you’ll be able to get fucked when ever you want. Watch this clip to begin your new life as a fact. `you’re welcome.