As I promised, this is me feeling my calf muscles. I begin by bending over and running my fingers over the hard corners for a few minutes before sitting down and making myself more comfortable so I could really do some serious feeling. I just love feeling the swoop of my big calves filling my hands as I go up from my ankles, and I know you would too! You'll love how I later let my fingers trace along the ankle straps. I think my fine gold bracelets flatter my veiny wrists wonderfully, don't you? For those of you who have written in requesting more of me flexing my shins...you won't be disappoi...

As I promised, this is me feeling my calf muscles. I begin by bending over and running my fingers over the hard corners for a few minutes before sitting down and making myself more comfortable so I could really do some serious feeling. I just love feeling the swoop of my big calves filling my hands as I go up from my ankles, and I know you would too! You'll love how I later let my fingers trace along the ankle straps. I think my fine gold bracelets flatter my veiny wrists wonderfully, don't you? For those of you who have written in requesting more of me flexing my shins...you won't be disappointed. Neither will those of you who've told me you love my tendony insteps and veiny feet. And there's plenty of just plain flexing and calf muscle control tricks here, too. You should see my muscles ripple when the camera looks down from standing eye level. It's like you're there, staring at my legs. Then the camera zooms in for a floor-level POV so you can see my squirming veiny feet! (You'll love this part.) Five minutes of calf flexing and I'm tired. Time for some dangling with super close-ups of my world-class arches! Then I tease your mercilessly, tracing the edge of my rippling soleus with my bright red nails, all the while kicking one dangling foot. It's heaven watching me, you will conclude as you watch, cotton-mouthed. A sudden camera angle change and you're again standing up in front of me, staring down at my crossed legs. Another camera angle change and you're on the floor behind me, watching me feel my calves, my fingers lingering and squeezing just the way you'd do if you were there with me. You'll play this clip again and again. This, we guarantee!