I can't help making calves when I'm talking on the phone, as you shall see in this high-res clip my boyfriend made while I was catching up with my best girlfriend. I hadn't talked with her since she got back from France, so we had a lot to talk about. As it happened, I wasn't wearing anything except a long-sleeved man's shirt and my black pointy-toed pumps, which I was slipping on and off throughout my phone conversation. The camera was real close during some of the shoe slipping on and off, so you can hear that wonderful sucking sound a foot makes coming out and going in a shoe! I was either ...

I can't help making calves when I'm talking on the phone, as you shall see in this high-res clip my boyfriend made while I was catching up with my best girlfriend. I hadn't talked with her since she got back from France, so we had a lot to talk about. As it happened, I wasn't wearing anything except a long-sleeved man's shirt and my black pointy-toed pumps, which I was slipping on and off throughout my phone conversation. The camera was real close during some of the shoe slipping on and off, so you can hear that wonderful sucking sound a foot makes coming out and going in a shoe! I was either standing up or sitting on my high stool throughout, so the veins running down my Achilles tendons, down my shins, across my ankles and insteps and down to my toes were completely engorged. It looks like I have nightcrawlers on my legs! And, if you like shredded muscle, you will love the close-ups of my calves! Keep your eyes peeled, because it's not to be missed. More of my heels popping out of my pumps, more calf muscles flexing, more talk that you're eavesdropping into, and did I mention toe cleavage? As the clip ends, you hear me make plans to see my girlfriend as the camera shoes you nothing but my tendony feet in my pointy-toed black pumps. It's —trust me, and if you like everything I've described, you'll love it. Stay tuned, because this is the short version of me making calves while talking on the phone. The long version is over twenty minutes of the same, and if you can wait a few days, you can get it right here!