This is another one of those clips we make where you see my legs and feet as my boyfriend and me talk. I do all the endearing things that girls do when they're talking, like rise up repetitively on one toe, cross my legs, wind one foot around, etc., all of which will combine to entrance you, I believe. As you watch, it will occur to you how perfectly placed are the wide leather straps of my new gladiator sandals. The one, of course, runs the length of my foot. Then there's the one that fits snugly around my ankle. The next is at just the right place across my high instep, and the third runs ac...

This is another one of those clips we make where you see my legs and feet as my boyfriend and me talk. I do all the endearing things that girls do when they're talking, like rise up repetitively on one toe, cross my legs, wind one foot around, etc., all of which will combine to entrance you, I believe. As you watch, it will occur to you how perfectly placed are the wide leather straps of my new gladiator sandals. The one, of course, runs the length of my foot. Then there's the one that fits snugly around my ankle. The next is at just the right place across my high instep, and the third runs across my toes, leaving all the tendons and veins in full view but restraining my muscular foot in an adorable way. You'll see...I promise. Just as you find yourself getting very hot, I lean over and unfasten my sandals. Here you will see my veiny hands and clever fingers. My forearms—as you will see—are equally veiny. I sit for a few moments so you can contemplate my bare feet, then we turn the viewfinder screen of our handycam around so I can see to flex my calves better. And do I ever flex my calves! You should see my old muscles pop! Then on go the sandals again. This clip is nearly eleven minutes of my legs and feet under the table, moving to conversation. You'll pretend we don't know you're there, and you'll love it!