Smashing bubblewrap is so gratifying! I just love the feel of making those pitiful little things pop and snap under my feet. It makes me feel so dominant. You would like me to trample you, I know! Put yourself on the floor, then, and let me pop your pitiful little things. You are a wretch and you deserve to be meanly treated. Grovel, you horrid little man and take your punishment as you deserve.