As I promised, on go the tiger-striped strappy, utterly painful stilettos! Watch from a super close-up POV as I squeeze my feet into the shoes, millimeter by millimeter. Hear the clicking of the buckles and the groan of the leather. Then, when I have them both securely fastened, I cross my legs and kick my foot to the very sexy music playing in the background! You foot and shoe guys (and gals) will flip! Then I do something very new and different for me that you've seen the Mongo Big Calves girls do many times—put my knees on a stool and make my calves flex. If I do say it myself, my legs look... Show more