Some shoes bring out the bitch in me, like these new ones I call my ‘Film Noir' heels. I think it might be because they make me so much taller than my others, or maybe it's the way the ankle straps bind me. (They kind of hurt, which makes me irritable.) Anyway, for whatever the reason I felt this real nastiness come over me when I was standing in my foyer getting photographed—and a giantess is the last one you want pissed off at you. Listen to the crack of my heels coming down on the floor. It jars your teeth, it's so . You clearly understand that I could crush you like a bug, don't you. Hear ...

Some shoes bring out the bitch in me, like these new ones I call my ‘Film Noir' heels. I think it might be because they make me so much taller than my others, or maybe it's the way the ankle straps bind me. (They kind of hurt, which makes me irritable.) Anyway, for whatever the reason I felt this real nastiness come over me when I was standing in my foyer getting photographed—and a giantess is the last one you want pissed off at you. Listen to the crack of my heels coming down on the floor. It jars your teeth, it's so . You clearly understand that I could crush you like a bug, don't you. Hear my cannon-shot toe and heel taps as I express my frustration over little you, who yearns for more of me. As the clip begins, you hear solid shots like Howitzer blasts, but as my anger increases, the sound of my foot coming down is like the crack of a whip. Allowing you to stare at my beautiful feet in my new shoes is insult enough, but then the clip ends with me bestowing real affection on my cats. More than you will ever enjoy, you can rest assured. I think maybe I'll send them over to eat you.