Some shoes bring out the bitch in me, like these new ones I call my ‘Film Noir' heels. I think it might be because they make me so much taller than my others, or maybe it's the way the ankle straps bind me. (They kind of hurt, which makes me irritable.) Anyway, for whatever the reason I felt this real nastiness come over me when I was standing in my foyer getting photographed—and a giantess is the last one you want pissed off at you. Listen to the crack of my heels coming down on the floor. It jars your teeth, it's so . You clearly understand that I could crush you like a bug, don't you. Hear ... Show more