Standing on the table, I smear baby oil gel on my calves. I use both hands to make sure I get the gooey stuff rubbed in thoroughly and evenly, and as you shall see, my strong old fingers find the hard corners of my calves and linger there, just as yours would if it was you doing the handiwork. When I finish getting the baby oil gel just so, I slip on the black ballet flats and go up hard on tiptoe so you can see my superbly muscled calves, turning my legs this way and that, so you can see my legs from all angles, and appreciate the veins running down my calves to my ankles and down my shins to...

Standing on the table, I smear baby oil gel on my calves. I use both hands to make sure I get the gooey stuff rubbed in thoroughly and evenly, and as you shall see, my strong old fingers find the hard corners of my calves and linger there, just as yours would if it was you doing the handiwork. When I finish getting the baby oil gel just so, I slip on the black ballet flats and go up hard on tiptoe so you can see my superbly muscled calves, turning my legs this way and that, so you can see my legs from all angles, and appreciate the veins running down my calves to my ankles and down my shins to my insteps. I am a wonder in the calf department, even though I am 62 years old!