I love my slutty black mules with the X stretchy straps that go across my insteps. Sliding my foot in feels so sexy. See how my red toenail polish accents the whole package? Because the elastic doesn't hold the shoe tight, you hear this very sexy slap, slap, slap as I walk along. That sound plus the clicking of the hard heels on the old tile ought to drive you mad with desire! The other thing about these shoes—or any other shoes for that matter—is that I love to be followed by someone who likes muscular calves. More to the point, I love to have my muscular calves looked at, as you can tell by ... Show more