I love my slutty black mules with the X stretchy straps that go across my insteps. Sliding my foot in feels so sexy. See how my red toenail polish accents the whole package? Because the elastic doesn't hold the shoe tight, you hear this very sexy slap, slap, slap as I walk along. That sound plus the clicking of the hard heels on the old tile ought to drive you mad with desire! The other thing about these shoes—or any other shoes for that matter—is that I love to be followed by someone who likes muscular calves. More to the point, I love to have my muscular calves looked at, as you can tell by ...

I love my slutty black mules with the X stretchy straps that go across my insteps. Sliding my foot in feels so sexy. See how my red toenail polish accents the whole package? Because the elastic doesn't hold the shoe tight, you hear this very sexy slap, slap, slap as I walk along. That sound plus the clicking of the hard heels on the old tile ought to drive you mad with desire! The other thing about these shoes—or any other shoes for that matter—is that I love to be followed by someone who likes muscular calves. More to the point, I love to have my muscular calves looked at, as you can tell by watching me show off my legs. See me spin, turn, stretch, and otherwise be in my glory! Hear my hard heels hitting the floor and listen to me grind the bits of gravel under my heels that someone left just where I wanted to stand. The close-ups of my feet really show off the big veins running all over as well as my world-class arches. You'll see! Oh, and if you like toe wiggling, you'll like this one. Did I mention that I bend over and rub my legs from my ankles up? You want to see me take my black mules off? And, have you ever seen anyone assume the 5th position? You will here.