Standing by the dresser in the Exam Room and in my new Film Noir heels, I do some good old-fashioned calf muscle modeling. If I do say it myself, my legs are really, even though they'll be sixty years old this coming June. Up on the Exam Table I go with my foot on the chair below, making the splits along the side of my right calf stand out in sharp relief. This will blow your mind, I promise! After a brief camera angle change so you can see just my feet, I lie down and make my calf do wonderful things again. I'm on my side then, making my calves squirm. (You can also see my heavily-muscled ham...

Standing by the dresser in the Exam Room and in my new Film Noir heels, I do some good old-fashioned calf muscle modeling. If I do say it myself, my legs are really, even though they'll be sixty years old this coming June. Up on the Exam Table I go with my foot on the chair below, making the splits along the side of my right calf stand out in sharp relief. This will blow your mind, I promise! After a brief camera angle change so you can see just my feet, I lie down and make my calf do wonderful things again. I'm on my side then, making my calves squirm. (You can also see my heavily-muscled hamstrings here, too!) I'm languorously rubbing my calf muscles together when the clip fades to black.