After I finished vacuuming, I sat down on my old wooden stool to do some desk work. Still wearing the brown and white spectator pumps, and with my old muscley legs still glistening with baby oil gel, you see my calves flex each time I shift my feet, and with these particular shoes, I look like a 1950s secretary with muscley legs. Pretend you are my boss watching me, and when I cross my legs and wind the one ankle round and round absentmindedly, your eyes zoom in real close so you can see the collection of wrinkles I have around my arch and ankle. About two minutes in, I let the one pump slip o... Show more