Finally, I take off my cream stiletto heels, with care, mind you. But it's a relief to get those painful things off my feet, and I rub my poor tootsies and sigh with pure pleasure. Then it's on with my white footies, off with my black skirt, on with my knee length tights, and on with my crosstrainers. You see, I am off to the gym to work out. You think my calves are muscular? You ought to see the rest of me!