I am sitting on a chair by the window, putting on my makeup. I squirm my muscley calves as I do so, going up on my toes like girls do. You also see my heavy hamstrings, too. Lots of super closeups of my veiny feet, clad in simple gladiator sandals. When I tire of sitting, I stand up and you get to see how perfectly proportioned my old legs are still. See those twin veins running up either side of my Achilles tendon on my right? I knew you would! Finally, I go up high on tiptoe and make my calves iron hard, just because I knew you would want me to.