Now I am sitting at the small table and the camera is focused on my feet. I do all the things that girls do when they sit, such as slip my feet in and out of my pumps, cross my legs and let a shoe dangle, holding it on with my long toes and then letting it slip back on again. Stare in disbelief at my legs in sheer RHT nylons, my feet in retro spectator pumps, and let yourself go. Do whatever your heart desires. It really is all right. Trust me. I approve.