Another in the series of unbearably intimate clips of me doing very personal things, this mini-movie features me tending to my toenails. It begins with some precise clipping of my nails and cuticles with a special chrome instrument (with very close-up views of my strong veiny hands operating the thing) and you can hear the click-click as I cut through the tough old nails and skin. After I get everything trimmed, I paint remover on my nails, and while I'm waiting for it to soften the old polish, I use an emery board to smooth my nails. Then it's time to rub the old polish off, and in order to d... Show more