This is the Super Sunday photo and video shoot of August 19, 2007: I start the shoot by showing off my muscular, sinewy calves by sweeping my patio in my new black mules. I love doing household tasks in shoes—it makes me feel so sexy! (Listen to my broom stroking on the indoor-outdoor carpet and hear the cicadas sawing away.) After I sit down and rest a moment and rub my legs, I get up and tiptoe around the yard a bit before parking my sweet ass on my iron park bench. Now the real fun starts for you shoe and foot guys and girls. You see, I got these fabulous red, red, scorching red satin Guess... Show more