Diablo is totally unimpressed with his wrestling opponent today -- he's sure he'll have no trouble dominating tiny Dachi. And indeed the match gets off to a great start with Diablo throwing the little guy down and proceeding to bend and crush him. He him with camel clutch, Boston crab, head & body scissors, bow & arrow, ceiling hold, stretch muffler, and Venus flytrap, taunting him all the while.

There's just one problem -- though he's groaning and pounding the mat in pain, Dachi just won't submit. As Diablo gets more and more frustrated by this, he cranks the holds harder and orde... Show more