Time to go from being just a smoker's helper to a REAL smoke slave. this means eating My ashes, breathing My used smoky air into your own lungs, lighting My smokes, and keeping your mouth open to be My "ash-hole." you will also be prepared to take My holy spit into your mouth to wash it all down. And when I need a place to stub out My smokes? well, that is what your tongue is for. you will listen to what i say and you WILL obey. you lucky boy...

Time to go from being just a smoker's helper to a REAL smoke slave. this means eating My ashes, breathing My used smoky air into your own lungs, lighting My smokes, and keeping your mouth open to be My "ash-hole." you will also be prepared to take My holy spit into your mouth to wash it all down. And when I need a place to stub out My smokes? well, that is what your tongue is for. you will listen to what i say and you WILL obey. you lucky boy...