One of the biggest truths in this world is that people are REALLY boring. Most people are boring as fuck. everyone you've ever dated or know is BORING-and YOU, mostly fucking boring. The world is full of boring people who are horny for sex and experiences and for somebody to tell them how to have a good time. Lucky for YOU, you know the one person on earth who isn't boring-ME. And I'm gonna save you from your boring life, bitch. I am gonna save your dick from total boredom. Your new association with ME is your only hope.