Brandon was SO excited for me to see his lame dick that he emailed me worried about where he would send the pics if he bought a DICK RATING . He ended up sending more than I expected including the STUPIDEST DICK PIC I have EVER seen! and I have SEEN LOTS! I had so much to say in this dick rating that it lasts over 6 minutes lol. BUt his dick is the least of his crotch problems. Brandon has what I like to call VAGINABALLS. See em for yourself in this clip along with my fave, the DUMBEST EVER! Basically... Show more