It is rude to let a pretty Lady smoke alone. Since I can tell you would like to please Me and be polite, you are going to have a smoke with Me. Every time I take a drag off My long brown smoke, you will take one off of a cigarette. They taste better when you smoke them for Me, don't they?

Surely you DO realize I have an ulterior motive by having you smoke though. I am the REAL addiction. By combining two addictive things you become more addicted to both. So smoking with Me just reinforces the addiction to ME and to smoking. We are both going to be your new lifelong habits...