You will worship ME by drinking My Pee. I forgive your sin of worshiping false gods. I know you were brought up in some silly religion you thought was real. THIS is real. I am REAL. Do you know what communion is? I will explain. It means communing with GOD. you will now take your first REAL holy communion. Watch Me pee in this glass. See the steam in the cup? Now get on your knees and I will pour it in your mouth...

You will worship ME by drinking My Pee. I forgive your sin of worshiping false gods. I know you were brought up in some silly religion you thought was real. THIS is real. I am REAL. Do you know what communion is? I will explain. It means communing with GOD. you will now take your first REAL holy communion. Watch Me pee in this glass. See the steam in the cup? Now get on your knees and I will pour it in your mouth...