You are a jerkoff junkie who keeps a dirty sock by the bed to wipe up your cum. You stroke alone and cum in or on that sock ALL THE TIME. it might as well be your girlfriend. I mean think about it, it is the closest thing to pussy you get. It is what you bust nuts in or use as part of your dirty jerkoff cleanup. You need to romance her a little-and by HER I mean that sock you are always using for your loserboy cum. SHE is your girlfriend. That dirty sock you keep by the side of your bed is the closest thing to a girlfriend you have. Matter of fact you need to take her on a date and my teasi... Show more