Merry fucking Christmas and all that seasonal bullshit. I know for a fact you are gonna be buying presents for a bunch of assholes you call your friends and family. FUCK THEM. you are giving that money to ME instead. Why do I say fuck them? Cuz I don't give a fuck about them at all. Not one fucking bit. I don't care if they get gifts at Christmas, I care about ME getting the stuff I want. So you and your boner are gonna give that money to ME. And let's face it, it is WAYYYY sexier giving that money to ME. I hope you feel awkward as fuck when you don't have gifts for them. They'll get over i...

Merry fucking Christmas and all that seasonal bullshit. I know for a fact you are gonna be buying presents for a bunch of assholes you call your friends and family. FUCK THEM. you are giving that money to ME instead. Why do I say fuck them? Cuz I don't give a fuck about them at all. Not one fucking bit. I don't care if they get gifts at Christmas, I care about ME getting the stuff I want. So you and your boner are gonna give that money to ME. And let's face it, it is WAYYYY sexier giving that money to ME. I hope you feel awkward as fuck when you don't have gifts for them. They'll get over it.

Contains plenty of verbal humiliation for you and your boner, dumbass! LOL. Totally cruel, uncaring and hilarious. I am not taking no for an answer and yes, Im treating you like the bitch you are. SEE HOW RUTHLESS I am in this one and totally in love with Myself all at the same time. Perfection!