Merry fucking Christmas and all that seasonal bullshit. I know for a fact you are gonna be buying presents for a bunch of assholes you call your friends and family. FUCK THEM. you are giving that money to ME instead. Why do I say fuck them? Cuz I don't give a fuck about them at all. Not one fucking bit. I don't care if they get gifts at Christmas, I care about ME getting the stuff I want. So you and your boner are gonna give that money to ME. And let's face it, it is WAYYYY sexier giving that money to ME. I hope you feel awkward as fuck when you don't have gifts for them. They'll get over i... Show more