You're a jerkoff addict and you and I both know you can;t go a day without jerking your ween to your favorite porn. So I am going to give you something you secretly wanted anyway-you have to stay home and jerk off on Halloween instead of going out with friends. Do jerkoff junkies even HAVE friends? Doesn't matter because YOU will not be going out with them. while everyone else is out having fun and doing holiday party stuff, YOU will be at home touching your dick like you always do. I bet you are secretly relieved I am making you stay home. Such a LOSER, lol.

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