I'm just working on my computer when your pathetic ass comes along and you tell me you need to pee- as if that's my problem.
But I guess if you're going to make it my problem, I'm just going to have to make it worse for you.
I taunt you about it for a while before I turn on some water sounds on my computer and take a big swig from my tea.
I talk about water flowing, how great it feels to pee after holding it for a long time, and just generally have some fun at your expense.

Finally, in the end, I make you go get some puppy pads and lay them out on the floor (because app...

I'm just working on my computer when your pathetic ass comes along and you tell me you need to pee- as if that's my problem.
But I guess if you're going to make it my problem, I'm just going to have to make it worse for you.
I taunt you about it for a while before I turn on some water sounds on my computer and take a big swig from my tea.
I talk about water flowing, how great it feels to pee after holding it for a long time, and just generally have some fun at your expense.

Finally, in the end, I make you go get some puppy pads and lay them out on the floor (because apparently that's what you've been reduced to), and I give you permission to piss yourself.
I have a good laugh over it and taunt you some more while you have an "accident" on my floor.

Then, in my disgust of you, I dismiss you.