I'm just working on my computer when your pathetic ass comes along and you tell me you need to pee- as if that's my problem.
But I guess if you're going to make it my problem, I'm just going to have to make it worse for you.
I taunt you about it for a while before I turn on some water sounds on my computer and take a big swig from my tea.
I talk about water flowing, how great it feels to pee after holding it for a long time, and just generally have some fun at your expense.

Finally, in the end, I make you go get some puppy pads and lay them out on the floor (because app... Show more