I got a whole bunch of candy at Halloween and I didn't wanna have to wait to have a grownup look through it to make sure no one had messed with it. I'm pretty sure poisoning candy is totally a myth anyway, right?

So, I just ate it anyway and before I knew it I couldn't stop. I just kept eating and eating and feeling more and more sick but I just couldn't stop.

Then something crazy happened.

I barely remember what happened, but I woke up topless and felt oddly turned on.

What's in this candy?