It’s hard to imagine that a girl as pretty and petite as Sarah Brooke is actually a legit professional ass kicker extraordinaire when you first meet her. At 5’4” and 125 lbs, Sarah is no damsel in dire need.

“Are you ready?” she asks, voice breathy, sultry, confusing. “I’m gonna kick your motherfucking ass”

You’re still reveling in her glorious nakedness. Those full breasts beckoning, inviting. A touch maybe? Would she allow it?

Alas that fleeting vision of pink is quickly replaced by neon green boxing gloves hitting you straight on the honker.